I was reading one of my favourite blogs the other day - The Pioneer Woman - and she was talking about her brother, Mike, stalking her on the phone. He had been phoning her all day and she answered him the first 3 times with various answers - and I quote:
Call #1: “Good morning, this is Hooters, how may I help you?”
Call #2: “Pizza Hut, this is Tammy, would you like to hear about our specials?”
Call #3: “911, what is your emergency?”
I have decided that, whenever I get one of those calls where they want to sell me kitchen units or car insurance or just want to know who provides us with electricity, I am going to use Ree's 3rd answer. Funny enough in America but I think it would be especially funny here in Scotland! bwa ha ha
Dude - you've been doing that to me all day and not once have I been trying to sell you kitchen units, lecky or nowt! And when I phoned up last time, Dad was at it too! Honestly!
ReplyDeleteLOL good fun, though! :oD
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