Happy 2014 to you all! :o)
Here are some more things I found on my computer. I found myself agreeing with most all of them! :oD
1. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
2. Of course I'm in shape. Isn't Round a shape?
3. There’s only one thing worse than an old fogey - a young fogey.
4. I have found, at my age, going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
6. You know your getting older when - your get up and go has got up and went.
7. Growing old is mandatory - acting old is optional!
8. The older I get, the better I was!
9. You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you don't know till the 4th of July.
10. At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take a laxative.
11. H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
12. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
13. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
14. I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
I also found this pic which made me snort with laughter! I'm subtitling it "Douglas's New Year's Resolution"! :oD
