All I need to know about life I learned from a snowman

I was tidying my computer today and found a few things that I thought I'd like to keep ... but not on the computer. It occurred to me I could put them on here and then I'd still have them but they wouldn't be taking up room on my computer. This one is quite appropriate for the shortest day of the year - even if we don't have any snow!

All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman 

* It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

* Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

* Wearing white is always appropriate.

* Winter is the best of the four seasons.

* It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

* There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

* The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.

* It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

* We're all made up of mostly water.

* You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

* Accessorise! Accessorise! Accessorise!

* Avoid yellow snow.

* Don't get too much sun.

* It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

* It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

* Always put your best foot forward.

* There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.