Friday, 28 August 2009

advice from kids

This is from my "various" folder. There are tons more where this came from! :oD

Advice from kids.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.

When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac.

Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.


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