I heard this story this morning on the radio as I was putting on my make-up. I laughed so hard, it's a miracle I didn't end up with mascara all over my face! :oD
A teacher was telling her class that it's physically impossible for a whale to eat a human being because, although a whale's mouth is big enough, his throat is too small to swallow us. (comment from me - what a relief!!)
A little girl put up her hand and said "But, Miss, Jonah got eaten by a whale!".
The teacher said again that it wasn't possible for a whale to swallow a person.
The little girl went on "When I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah".
The teacher asked her "What happens if Jonah's in Hell?".
"Well, then *you* could ask him!"